Jean Claude Van Damme’s Damn Van


Mayor Thomas Knob (Ryan Carroll) plans to demolish the Paradise City hockey stadium to build his new mansion in its place. But Col. Luc Sloane (JCVD) and his son Kurt (Adam Smith) stumble onto his scheme which leads them into an action-packed, adrenaline-fueled race against time where Sloane’s TimeCop daughter, Sarah (Risa Scott) tracks them down from the dystopian future Knob has created. It’s up to the Sloane family and their damn van to battle through motorcycle ninjas, gangland assassins, a cyborg, and a serial killer (Cougar) in order to stop Mayor Knob once and for all!


Col. Luc Sloane / JCVD

After retiring from the FBI, Col. Luc Sloane started a flower delivery business with his son Kurt.

Kurt Sloane / Adam Smith

After years estranged from his father, Kurt is excited to be in the flower delivery business with Col. Luc Sloane.

Sarah Sloane / Risa Scott

Sarah defected from the Time Corps to go back in time and save her father and brother.

Janice Kent / Eileen Agosta

Janice Kent’s investigation of Mayor Knob’s corruption has made her the target of his underground assassins.

Mayor Thomas Knob / Ryan Carroll

Mayor Knob is the corrupt, despicable Mayor of Paradise City.

Alexei LeBlanc / Cougar

LeBlanc is Mayor Knob’s most trusted assassin and made Janice Kent his next target.

Miyamoto / Robert Tanaka

Miyamoto is the sword-wielding leader of Paradise City’s most dangerous gangs.

Henchborg / Josh Hahn

Emperor Knob sends the Henchborg back in time to kill Sarah Sloane before she can ruin his nefarious plans.


Extra Kool & Satyre ``Paradise City`` - Official Music Video


Double Team Flowers Commercial

Mayor Knob Campaign Commercial


TimeCorps Recruitment Video

KBXR 7 Action Newscast

Alamo Drafthouse PSA


  1. Paradise City Extra Kool & Satyre 3:33
  2. Go Down Easy Mayonai$$e 3:21
  3. Timecop Diddy DiMaggio 3:10
  4. Futuretropolis Total Ghost 4:17
  5. Side Kick! Bolonium 3:52
  6. Van Daaamn! Andrew Katers 3:57
  7. Rising Sun (Miyamoto's Theme) Russell Ben Hedman 3:06
  8. Paradise Shake ii Kanji 2:37
  9. JCVDDV Theme & Original Score Robert Tanaka 8:10




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