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Aeon Flux

REVIEW CREW: Spherx, Idiot Chittix

Rated PG-13
Directed by Karyn Kusama
Released on December 2 , 2005
Aeon Sux!
Finally, after 10 years I get to see Aeon Flux in live action. Sexy action!
It's a good thing a have a pass to this. How come you are such a big fan IC?
Because I love 3 things in this world: tight clothes, loose women, and acrobatics! And that show had it all!
Uh, are you wearing a thong?
I'm in costume! Stormtroopers can go see Star Wars, so I can go see Aeon Flux as Aeon.
(whisper) Everyone is staring at your junk.

I'm not afraid. The chittix form is a beautiful thing.

Unless you were trampelled by elephants...
No... I just have a lot of fur.
Is this movie still on? I stopped paying attention 10 minutes ago.
Yeah... it just started. We've only been here for fifteen minutes.
Oh man... that exit sign is more interesting... watch that fire fly flicker.
You know... this movie could still be okay.
You know, for taking that pill, she was really into the kiss with that stranger.
Who died and put those douchebags on the council?
Ut.. and here's the required sex scene for our heroine and that guy from the posters.
What a minute. This isn't animation!
.........
How could they do this to me? I got all dressed up looking like an asshole! People can see my furry balls! I want my money back!
Isn't that the guy in The Lost World...
This is worse than when I saw Star Wars III! Did Lucas direct this?
Hey, has anyone seen my keys?
Yeah, they're on the other side of this wall (whistles calling tune that attracts little silver pellets)
  KABOOM! 

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