Idiot Chittix's Mailbox |
| Submitted by Hemanlvr69 - May 21st, 2004
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" You give ssuch divine advice I thought that I would give you a try with my problem. I wass watching one of those 80's flashback sshowss on VH1 and one of my childhood cartoon favoritess He-man was on it. He's sso sstrong and hunky. He wass ssuch a good role model fighting the evil sskeletor with that HUGE ssword of his. Well, the people on the flashback sshow were making fun of it ssaying that it is the most Homoerotic cartoon ever made and that it caused of many young boys to be gay later on in life. There iss no way that He-man was gay, duh he was in love with Teelah. And since he wassn't gay there iss no way that he could turn kidss gay. I am proof of jusst how wrong they are. I'm 22 living in my mother'ss basement. I love mussic and have a huge sselection, like my autographed WHAM! and Sspice Girlss CD's. And I also collect action figuress ( I have the entire N-Ssync collection w/ original packaging) I watch sshows like Queer Eye for the sstraight guy ( ssee it's for the sstraight guy) . Anywayss, I would like to prove to those sstupid people at VH1 how wrong they are, what would be the besst way to go about thiss?" |
| Idiot Chittix: “I…HAVE…THE…POWER!” Yeah I watched He-Man all the time. That show was awesome. Man that show turned you gay? WOW! That would explain a lot…Well first off you should go to VH1's studio and fuck every person there in the ass. Then go to their houses and wipe your ass on their pillow. Then paint chicken blood on the tops of their doors so that they think that their first born is going to die. Then instead of killing those kids just molest them so that they then turn out to be emotionally fragile and have to have therapy…Yeah that would show those bastards. |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by Hemanlvr69 - May 21st, 2004
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" P.Ss. what kind of fur gel do you usse. you alwayss look sso fabulouss, like you just climbed out of a dumpsster. Dumpsster fur iss the new grunge, (at leasst that'ss what Carsson on Queer Eye ssaid last night) " |
| Idiot Chittix: Actually it is just cum… |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by HowMANy - May 19th, 2004
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"How many Men would you say that you have slept with?" |
| Idiot Chittix: How many times do I have to say this 12 and tomorrow I plan to get a big'ole 13…yeah that little choir boy is gonna take it… |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by PoodlePickles73 - May 19th, 2004
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"Hey butt-fucker! What the hell is this page about? Your explicit use of profanity and pornography offends me. I hope you burn in hell and Satan owns your soul for eternity! Your sick you asshole?" |
| Idiot Chittix: You know I hate these kind of emails because they tend to be a bother. Look if you are gay and desire to sleep with a man just come out and fuck men. Otherwise it is not my fault and therefore you can remain in the closet forever. Oh yeah, one more thing. I AM SATAN!!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by Jargon887 - May 18th, 2004
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"What do you consider to be the best system out?" |
| Idiot Chittix: Personally I think that the GBA is the best system out on the market today. It has a plethora of games and great portability. Of course that is just my personal belief.
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I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by HearME - May 17th, 2004
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"Do you think women in Japan actually have side-ways vaginas?" |
| Idiot Chittix: Well considering I am dating a Japanese person myself I can say…no but they do smell like oriental ramen noodles down below…weird but true. |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by Necro4473 May 10th, 2004
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"Have you ever had sex with a dead person?" |
| Idiot Chittix: I wouldn't say that I have had sex with a dead person . But I have had sex with roadkill and let me tell you it is such a rush you cannot believe it. You're all, “Yeah take that squirrel.” And the squirrel is trying to get away. Then a car comes by and runs over the squirrel and your dick. Then you say, “Who's running now, BITCH!” heheheheheh squirrels. |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by Queef - May 9th, 2004
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"You know what I hate is when people try to do something and then near the completion just say fuck it and leave the project up to other people. You know what I mean?" |
| Idiot Chittix: I know totally what you mean. There was this one time when Spherx and I where making this, “Movie” and he decided to wake up and I was like, “oh yeah you don't want to do this ey?” So I doused him in talcum powder and slapped him into submission. |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by NerdusDingus - May 5th, 2004
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"What do you think you will accomplish in life by being so crude and vulgar?" |
| Idiot Chittix: Fuck you, you fucking square. Can you believe this fucking guy trying to tell me how to run my fucking part of the fucking site? Fuck Man! Fuck You!
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I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
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