Idiot Chittix's Mailbox |
| Submitted by FartandCough - May 1st, 2004 |
"Have you ever farted and coughed at the same time? I just did and I am feeling really weird like I have super powers." |
| Idiot Chittix: I Fart and cough together all the time and I never get that feeling. Although I do get the feeling that I shat my fur but…heheh…maybe that's just me… |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by Jungle Fever - May 1st, 2004 |
"Lately I have found that I am unusually attracted to black women, do you think that I have Jungle fever?" |
| Idiot Chittix: Jungle fever is a rare and fatal disease. I know that once you catch it you never go back. I had yellow fever at one time and I shit and pissed all over the floor. Then later I found out that I just had liver disease and that yellow fever means I like to have sex with Asians but that I guess that is beside the point. |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by Alcoholic - May 1st, 2004 |
"Have you ever drank so much that when you pissed your urethra came off?" |
| Idiot Chittix: One time I drank so much that I farted out my intestines but never pissed off my urethra. Man, you are one weird fuck… |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by James Bond Queer - May 1st, 2004 |
"Do you think that sex with male sheep is baaad?" |
| Idiot Chittix: Not at all, but sex with female sheep…need I finish? |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by Pimping Cat - May 1st, 2004 |
"Lately I have found that when I play scary games in the dark with only me in the house and the surround sound all the way up, I tend to crap my pants. What should I do with my crappy pants?" |
| Idiot Chittix: Well some people would suggest that you eat the crap…But you could also wash them but I mean who would waste good crap like that. Man there is nothing like scared crap… |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by Why - May 1st, 2004 |
"Why do you always talk about fecal matter and urine?" |
| Idiot Chittix: What the shit is fecal matter? |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by WhatColor - May 1st, 2004 |
"What would you consider to be the best type of shiza porn?" |
| Idiot Chittix: Well I would like to say that Shitty Shitty Poo Poo as the best but I also like My Poo and Me and Come Eat My Shit. |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by Favoro133 – May 1st, 2004 |
"Do you think that people like to be dumped?" |
| Idiot Chittix: I am sure that people enjoy getting dumped on but be dumped…maybe? |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submitted by carlos – May 1st, 2004 |
"When I read some of your last replies it seemed that you are somewhat of a racist. Why do you think you are superior?" |
| Idiot Chittix: First of all I am in no mood to answer some one with the name carlos. Notice how I didn't capitalize your name? That is because you are only half of a person so you don't get any respect from me. Also you are probably some lazy wetback who mows lawns for a living so that he can send half of his paycheck to his wife and kids in mexico. I also didn't capitalize the name of that state because it is full of lazy dirtnappers. God I hate Mexicans. Crap I capitalized the last mention of Mexico. Dammit I did it again. |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
| Submited by Turning Japanese - January 25th, 2003 |
"Is it true that Asian Women have side-ways vaginas?" |
| Idiot Chittix: This was an interesting question. I didn't know so I went ahead and asked many of the Japanese women friends I have. After about six black eyes and four kicks to the balls i found out that the answer is no...god my balls hurt. |
I Hate Spherx! Spherx is a pussy! |
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