REVIEW CREW: Spherx, Idiot Chittix
SPECIAL GUEST REVIEWER: Bat-Chittix
Rated PG-13
Directed by Christopher Nolan
Released on June 15, 2005
While seeing Batman Begins for the first time, our hero Bat-chittix dropped in to see how we liked his movie. Of course, it was awesome, but even better was the free bat-candy.
Oh man! I've been standing in this line all day and finally an 8 year old dream is coming true. We're gonna see the new Batman movie!
I've been waiting for this movie so long I think I'm retarded.
How can this experience get any better?
Mind if I drop in?
Bat-chittix!
Shh. I don't wanna draw attention to myself. I just wanna watch my movie with my favorite review crew.
I just crapped on the ground! Did you slip in it?
Nope. I'm used to walking in bat guano.
Gross. But hey! So far your movie looks great!
I know. I finally have a capable and intelligent group of individuals capturing my likeness on the screen.
True. While the some of the past efforts were stylish and engaging and of good quality, I believe they strayed from your essence which exists in your comic book exploits.
YOU ARE GOD!
Calm down kid. Have some bat-candy.
So, you trained under Ra's Al Ghul and the League of Shadows only to reject they're acceptance in the end.
I'm no executioner. Gotham can be saved. They wanted to destroy my city.
Do think that building a statue in your honor will anger God?
Not as much as criminals and corrupt officials anger me.
In the comics, Lucius Fox is a board member for Wayne Enterprises but I'm watching and he's like Q from James Bond.
We had to give people a good explanation as to where my gear comes from. This is Batman Begins. I'm not the world's greatest detective yet.
I made this idol of you out of my popcorn!
Bat-tastic!
Oh man! The Scarecrow is freakin' me out. The theme of fear is prevalent throughout this movie.
Of course. Essentially this film is grounded in reality and tries to be as real as a guy fighting crime in a bat-suit can get.
WOW! The tumbler aka Bat-Tank is AWESOME!
I wanna get me one of those!
Oh wow! Are you watching this climactic battle? I'm on the edge of my seat!
Me too. But only because I have an erection.
Put that away or I'll have to take you down!
Ooh… and a setup for a sequel! After watching this I can't wait to watch more of your adventures Bat-Chittix! How can I thank you?
for everyone.
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