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Hostel

REVIEW CREW: Spherx, Idiot Chittix, Cora

Rated R
Directed by Eli Roth
Released on December 25, 2005
Naked girls, more naked girls, and mutilations!
I can't believe you're buying a hot dog, Spherx. That shit's disgusting!
What? I'm hungry and if I have to sit next to something gross, I might as well eat something gross.
I can't believe you dragged me to this!
Naw, you secretly wanted to go. What theater is this in?
Theater 8. I'm gonna be really disappointed if this movie cheaps out on the gore.
And wanna see some titties!
  (an hour into the movie)

Hooray for boobies!

Man! No one's died yet!
You guys can't sit still though a little skin before you see a gruesome death?
Titties?
Oh my god IC, are you rubbing one out?
No, I got gum in my fur. Double your pleasue, double your fun!
You just couldn't wait til we got home!
But I really have gum in my fur! I sat down in it when we came in!
Shh! I'm trying to watch the girl- uh movie. Yeah.
Hey what are those guys doin'?
Is he burning that girl's eye out?! Oh man that's hot!
Cora what are you doing?
What? I got gum in my fur too!
Couldn't wait til we got home, huh?
Oh damn! That guy just got his fingers chopped off! Can you imagine not having those fingers!
Yeah, and then Cora couldn't sit in gum.
  (movie ends)
So was it good for you?
I give it a C. Oh man! I sat in gum! 

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