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Sweet. A new zombie movie from the master himself.
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Glorious retribution. Finally the He-Man of zombie movies returns!
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Did you say “The Man” or “He-Man”? |
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Aren't they one and the same?
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Probably. So there's no way this movie will suck.
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2 hours later… |
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Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (the letter B or possibly C)
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Must…. Eat…. Own…. Brain….. |
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MUST… SHOOT… TERGIX… IN… HEAD… FOR... DRAGGING… ME… TO… MOVIE… |
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Why is everyone talking like a re-re?
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AIAIAIAIA… Okay, I've snapped out of my zombie stupor. |
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You still sound like one to me.
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That movie was so dumb, it made me zombie dumb.
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I think you're just dumb.
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That coming from the guy named “Idiot” Chittix. |
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Why did they make the zombies smarter?
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Why can't they make you smarter? Emphasize you.
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Why can't they make a good zombie movie?
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Because everyone's too lazy to do proper research. They wanna see zombies? I've got zombies coming out the wazoo! They're all over my lab, in the closets, in the loo, and the less said about the walk-in freezer the better.
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We should go to the Zombie Zoo.
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(all pause) |
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I'm sorry. Did you just say there's a Zombie Zoo?
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Yeah. There is. I been there.
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Who told you! I mean, there's no such location as a Zombie Zoo.
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Yes there is. I have been there. I shat on a zombie's desk.
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They give the zombies desks? Aren't they in cages?
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Of course they give them desks. How else are they supposed to- I mean, Zombie Zoo?
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They give ‘em coffee… and menial jobs. |
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Stop. You're telling me there are actually zombies… real brain hungry undead humans… collected in a specific location among the regular, non-zombie populace where they can visit them and tease them? |
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Please they prefer to be called the living impaired. I mean- I don't know what you're talking about.
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Hang on. Let me ask the scientist. Bug, forget the fact that there's a Zombie Zoo. Let me ask you… Is it even possible that there could be… one zombie…anywhere? |
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Not one zombie, no. Zombies thrive in large populations-
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HOLY SHIT! THERE'S ARE REAL F#^%ING ZOMBIES RUNNING AROUND! I THOUGHT THEY WERE F#&%ING MADE UP! |
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I'm not following you. And they don't run, they kinda hobble. |
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Did you see that dog turd back there? It was wicked awesome! |
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WHERE'S THIS ZOO? WE GOTTA KILL ‘EM ALL! |
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Ah, the noble Canis familiaris . Where would society be without them? Swarming with zombies… that's where- if zombies existed. |
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NO, SERIOUSLY! WHERE IS THAT ZOO!?! I'M NOT GONNA WAIT FOR THEM TO GET ME! |
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It was brown… and hard, and had corn nuggets… I think he peed on the pole too… |
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That's to claim their territory IC… |
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Heehe… gross. |
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