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REVIEW CREW: Spherx, Idiot Chittix

Rated R
Directed by Alexander Payne
Released on September 13, 2005

Two middle-aged dudes take a vacation through California wine country and have wild adventures while avoiding Merlot like the plague.
Ah…I hope this is a movie about Japanese women.
Holy Shit! You said it not me…man I think I am offended….hehehehehehe…juts kidding…but seriously my alive feeling Japanese doll is hurt bad. Don't worry baby I love you and your strange vagina…
This movie has Paul Giamatti. It has to be awesome…
I still cannot get over the idea of a movie based around wine…man that stuff will make you constipated like a bastard and then when you do poo it smells like a dead man has died in you ass…gross…but also kind of cool…
Would you like some cheese with that whine?
No we are not in France…hehehehe…France.
Okay so this movie…they are gonna spend a week in wine country and tour only the best vineyards?

Yes and the actor guy really wants to get laid…

How admirable… anyway.
Wow that waitress chick is pretty hot…
She is not really interested in his book…
Unless "book" was a codeword for cock… no?
Man I hate Merlot too. Just cause this movie told me so…
HOLY CRAP the chick the actor guy wants is asian…hey Spherx don't you hate asians?
No I hate Merlots!!!
Okay…jeez…racist…
Wow when that guy said she was freaky he wasn't kidding.
I know, sex on a hotel bed while standing up is pretty strange…think of the maids walking in…
Uh oh. Miles walked in…
You think he got a stiffy?
Not after downing that bucket of wine spit…
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH she broke his nose….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH he forgot his wallet!!!
Wow I did not need to see that much wang…gross…
Heheheh wang… he sure is a nice friend… you know that if I forgot my wallet I would expect you to do the same…
What? Get it back from your hooker…no I would never do that…
Communist…
Can you actually hear yourself when you talk?

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