Rated R
Directed by Louis Leterrier
Released on May 13, 2005
Check it out. Jet Li continues to kick ass and take names.
I'm excited! This looks like it might be a good one! Jet Li is Mario's dog!
Actually I am really excited to see this…I hear that Jet Li kicks a whole bunch of ass and then finds out that he is actually a chick who is afraid of fighting…but then he reclaims his balls and becomes a badass…again…
Really? I heard that too, but as I watch this movie I think it's not living up to those expectations. Apparently, Jet Li's mom was a “pro” and Mario mushroom stamped her so many times she got a fungus and died.
That is one amazing mushroom if it can blow a hole in her head…I wish my magic mushroom could do that…too bad it really does give fungus to whoever touches it…I love the piano…
Is Jackie Chan gonna make a guest appearance in this one?
Jackie Chan…The Jackie Chan…no…but that pure albino Jackie Chan will…actually I think the guys real name is Powder…hehehehehe Powder. Man that movie sucked.
I missed it purely on initial trailer suckitude. Holy nuts! Did you just see Li put the smackdown on Smee?
Man that was awesome…he was all “I know nothing about your mother” and then Li was like, “what about the pictures?” And the Smee was like “Okay I fucked her” and then Li became a woman…
Great… more than one in the movie now! Someone better call Detective Valiant in here to sort out this domestic disturbance. Did I mention Li is very convincing as a dog? How you suppose he managed to inherit the mind of a beast and the body of a human?
Well how do you explain vaginas??? Cause I can't…
By the way? Who hires a blind man to tune a piano? He must have super-powers equal to Matt Murdock. I'd call him Piano Man but it's taken.
Heheheh….actually you have to hire him you owe him your life…you know like in how he owes his life to Robin Hood…
Remember that time you owed your life to Robin Hood?
Yeah man that sucked…literally…he made me perform oral services on him three times a day…but don't worry I still have like 40 more bjs before I am gay…but I guess I am considered a fluffer…
Rub knobs with the rich, give bj's to the poor… that was your motto… and Mac was Little John…
Oh yeah…hehehehehehe…man I hate my past. Man this movie was great at the beginning and at the end…
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